Turn-ons: Gossip; culture; fashion; music; film; television; sports; long walks on the beach.
Turn-offs: Scrutiny; most cabbage.
Location: New York City.
Notes: We started paying attention to our blog stats on January 10th, 2008. Disturbingly, the majority of our hits (over three thousand) came as the result of someone typing “Britney Spears pussy” into a search engine. Open-minded and business-savvy, we added a “Britney Spears pussy” tag, and, for three years, posted each new story with said tag.
Lindsay Lohan is in the news a lot right now, so…well, you understand.